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-=[ Joke Number 28 ]=-

 [ << ] It's not who you know [ >>
This guy who was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop Checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that."

The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts."

The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket."

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