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-=[ Joke Number 2761 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Honeymoon - Chinese style || [ >> ] |
| A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is somewhat lacking in experience as well. |
On their wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband climbs in next to her. They are both nervous and he tries to be reassuring:
"My daling," he says, hoping to impress his bride. "I know dis yo fis time, and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I be genel, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you say."
"Whachou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced.
She replies, shyly, with a smile, "I want... 69!"
After a puzzled silence he replies "You want... Beef wif broccori???"
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