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-=[ Joke Number 2746 ]=-
| [ << ]|| A Dilemma || [ >> ] |
| A man who was an avid golfer finally got a once in a lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he got to the Pope and said, "Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer. You see, I love golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. If not -- I would'n care if I went o hell! Can you tell me if there is?" |
The Pope considered for a moment, and replied, "I do not know the answer to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back with you."
The next day, the man is called for another audience with the Pope to receive the answer to his question. He stood before the Pope, who said, "My son, I have some great news, some good news and some bad news in relation to your question.
The great news is that there IS an 18-hole magnificent golf course."
The man fell on his knees in delight, then asked, "what is the good news?"
The Pope, looking a little nettled continued, "The good news is that you've been booked to tee off this afternoon -- right after this audience."
This startled the man, but in a moment he said, "With such a golf course, I suppose that could be considered good news. But, you said there was bad news, too. What is that?"
The Pope, who also loved golf, knitted his brows and said, "Every shot is always a hole-in one."
With that, the man keeled over and died.
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