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-=[ Joke Number 2687 ]=-
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| An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a Texas highway patrol car coming with its lights flashing and siren blaring. |
Thinking that he could out run the trooper, the man speeded up to 100 mph. Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the road and stopped.
The trooper pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go".
The man looked at the trooper and said : "Last week my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back".
The trooper replied, "have a nice day".
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