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-=[ Joke Number 2638 ]=- | ||||||||
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| Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? My friends won't send forces, or money to me. Looked hard under sand dunes; there's nothing to see, So Lord, won't you find me a WMD? Oh, Lord, won't you find me some chemicals, please? France and Australia are laughing back at me. I wait for intelligence each day until three, So Lord, won't you find some banned chemicals, please? Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a fight in Iran? There's oil in there, Lord; please give me their sand. Prove that you love me and buy me a plan, Oh, Lord, won't you find me a fight in Iran? Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? The Dems might just rally and get off their knees. Elections are coming; there's nothing to see, So Lord, won't you find me a Dubya MD?
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