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-=[ Joke Number 2586 ]=-

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Q.) How do you pet a porcupine?
A.) Verrrrrry carefully!

Q.) Why can you tell the starship Enterprize is a happy ship?
A.) Because it is always beaming.

Q.) Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
A.) To get to the other slide.

Q.) Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A.) He got his nose ring caught on the chicken.

Q.) Why did the ghost cross the road?
A.) The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler.

Q.) Why did the duck cross the road?
A.) It was the chicken's day off.

Q.) Why did all the lady mushrooms like to go out with the toad stool?
A.) Because he was a real fungi.

Q.) What do you have when a flock of pink bunnies hop backwards?
A.) A receding hare line.

Q.) Why did the teacher buy his clock a plane ticket?
A.) He wanted to see time fly.

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