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-=[ Joke Number 2584 ]=-
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| Q.) How do snowmen get around?|
A.) On their icicle!!
Q.) What kind of pump can you eat?
A.) A pumpkin!!
Q.) What is white and crumbly and swings through trees?
A.) A meringue!!
Q.) Who babysits for the kids?
A.) A nanny-goat!!?
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
A.) They're hiring.
Q.) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
Q.) What do you get from a pampered cow?
A.) Spoiled milk.
Q.) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A.) Anyone can roast beef.
Q.) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Q.) What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A.) A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
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