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-=[ Joke Number 2562 ]=-

 [ << ] Texas in July [ >>
You know you are in Texas in July when ...

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel thankful for the cool spell.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You use pot holders or a towel to close your trunk.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

And the cows are giving evaporated milk ...

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