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-=[ Joke Number 252 ]=-

 [ << ] Signs you need a new Lawyer [ >>
Warning Signs that you need a new Lawyer

- You met him in prison.

- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser".

- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

- He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

- A prison guard is shaving your head.

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