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-=[ Joke Number 246 ]=-

 [ << ] Dear Emily Postnews [ >>
Q: I read an article that said, ``Reply by mail, I'll summarize.'' What should I do?--weemba@brahms

A: Post your response to the whole net. That request applies only to dumb people who don't have something interesting to say. Your postings are much more worthwhile than other people's, so it would be a waste to reply by mail.

Q: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize. What should I do?

A: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that. On USENET, this is known as a summary. It lets people read all the replies without annoying newsreaders getting in the way.

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