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-=[ Joke Number 245 ]=-

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One day the teacher is giving an English lesson. She asks if anyone can use the word contagious in a sentence. Little Suzie raises her hand and says "My brother has the chicken pox and is very contagious". "Very good" says the teacher. Next, little Richard raises his hand and says "Every time we wash our hands we wash contagious germs away". "Very Good Richard" says the teacher. Next little Johnny raises his hand and says "One day my dad was drinking beer and watching football while my mom was out shoveling snow. Every time she cleared the driveway the plow would come and dump more snow. So my dad said 'I can't believe this; it's going to take that cunt ages to clean the fucking driveway'"

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