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-=[ Joke Number 2443 ]=-

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3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten.

The first one says: I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had eaten so much garlic I still feel sick.

The second shark says: That's nothing pal! I swallowed Boris Jelzin last week and the old guy had so much vodka in him that I'm still drunk.

The 3rd shark laughs and said: You lucky guys! I swallowed George W. Bush 3 weeks ago and the guy has so much air in his head, I still can't dive!

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