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-=[ Joke Number 2441 ]=-
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| My wife and I had just finished tucking our young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three year old Billy's room. |
Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind.
Desperate to calm him, I palmed a penny that I happened to have in my pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted.
In a flash, he snatched it from my hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"
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