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My wife and I had just finished tucking our young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three year old Billy's room.

Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind.

Desperate to calm him, I palmed a penny that I happened to have in my pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted.

In a flash, he snatched it from my hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"

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