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Some of these are oldies but goodies.

Q: What's the difference between government bonds and men?
A: Bonds mature.

Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.

Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

Q: What is the new O.J. web site address?
A: slash.slash.backslash.escape

Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasorass

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One..Men will screw anything.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with ... the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

Q: What's the new game they're playing in the White House?
A: Swallow the Leader.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in AmericA:

Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for the golf ball.

Q: What's the difference between a whorehouse and a circus?
A: One is a cunning array of stunts......

Q: How do you suprise Helen Keller?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: Why can't Frankenstein have children?
A: Because his nuts are on his neck.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q: What has 6 legs and turns in a paddock?
A: A ram doing a ewey

Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because you can't cut the grass with a vibrator.

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