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-=[ Joke Number 2351 ]=-

 [ << ] The Darndest Thing [ >>
Out in the midwest, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning...

In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor.

The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her dazed, but unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself.

"It was the darndest thing... it was the darndest thing," she kept repeating. "That was the darndest thing."

"Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.

"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath and all I did was pull the plug and the whole darned house suddenly just drained away."

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