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One day the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one`s mouth.

Little Johnny says, "It is not good to put a lit lightbulb in one's mouth."

The teacher says,"That is correct, but why?" Little Johnny answers, "I don't know, but my mom always tells my dad 'turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!'"

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