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A physician helping people in a rural area was called to a farmhouse to help a lady give birth. The house had no electricity to he lit a kerosene lamp and handed it to the seven year old daughter of the house hold and told her to hold it up so he could see what he was doing. The baby was born. The doctor cut the tube, wiped the baby's mouth and nose and then held it up by the feet while he slapped it on the bottom so it would begin to breath on its own.

The little girl then said, "Hit that baby again doc, that baby had no business crawling up in there.

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