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-=[ Joke Number 230 ]=-
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| Dear Emily: Today I posted an article and forgot to include my signature. What should I do? --forgetful@myvax |
A: Dear Forgetful: Rush to your terminal right away and post an article that says, ``Oops, I forgot to post my signature with that last article. Here it is.''
Since most people will have forgotten your earlier article, (particularly since it dared to be so boring as to not have a nice, juicy signature) this will remind them of it. Besides, people care much more about the signature anyway. See the previous letter for more important details.
Also, be sure to include your signature TWICE in each article. That way you're sure people will read it.
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