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| Q: What does a redneck call hitting a deer at 65 mph?|
A: Fast food.
Q: Who was the first redneck in the Bible?
A: Cain because he married his sister.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Q: How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
A: There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
A: Not bad.
Q: What do you call a room full of redneck women?
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: How can you tell a rich redneck from a poor redneck?
A: The rich redneck has two cars up on blocks in the yard.
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