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-=[ Joke Number 2272 ]=-

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The man of the house was mixing a martini, and a kitten was studying every action intently. She watched him take the ice from the freezer.

She followed the ice to the glass. She helped him measure out the liquor and stared at the ritual of the spearing of the olives.

Suddenly, a lemon twist slipped from his hands and flew across the kitchen. The kitten couldn't believe her luck. She got there first.

She bit into the yellow twist before the man could stop her, certain of a wonderful treat these humans enjoy.

The kitten's face screwed up as she spit out the bitter rind.

"Aha, " said the mixologist," so you have learned ... a rind is a terrible thing to taste."

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