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-=[ Joke Number 2271 ]=-

 [ << ] Paul and Simon [ >>
Paul and Simon are sitting in the cafeteria discussing their weekend.

"Man this weekend was the best!" Paul says. "I finally scored."

Simon says, "Yeah, well I scored and it was the worst experience I've ever had."

"How so?"

"That girl Cecilia brought me back to her room and said she would do anything I want. So I asked her to go down on me, and she said no problem. In the middle of the whole thing, she starts turning green, coughing like crazy and passes out."

"Damn!" Simon says. "What happened?"

"Turns out she's allergic to nuts."

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