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-=[ Joke Number 2259 ]=-

 [ << ] Redneck Quickies 2 [ >>
Q: What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!

Q: Why do they throw shit on the walls at rednack weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride!

Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?
A: An eight year old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Q: What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity?
A: After eight it's too late.

Q: What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A: A northern fairy tale begins with, "Once upon a time. . . " A southern fairy tale begins with, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this . . . "

Q: What does a West Virginian do when his truck breaks down?
A: He builds a house beside it.

Q: What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A: Relative humidity.

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