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 [ << ] Exam Answers on Weather [ >>
The climate is hottest next to the creator.

The Earth needs the O-zone layer to keep in the gravity.

Wind is like air, only pushier.

Some people tell the time by looking at the Sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers.

Water is melted steam.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you can't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

The sun is a natural source of ultraviolent rays.

While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming down.

The cause of dew is through the earth revolving on its own axis and perspiring freely.

The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours.

When oxygen combines with anything, heat is given off. This is known as constipation.

The Dutch people used windmills to keep the plants from sweating.

The best influence the moon has had on the earth so far has been to stay out of our way.

When the moon is between the sun and the earth, we have a lunatic eclipse.

On some clear nights we do not see the moon. Why not? Because of invisable clouds.

Sometimes the moon is full and sometimes it is half full depending on how much rain that month.

It is 93 million miles from the earth to the sun as the crow flies.

It will not be as bad coming back from the moon. It is downhill all the way.

The big ones in the sky are called Stars and the little ones are Starlets.

Some of the planets have rings and some are single.

The Big Dipper is the father of the Little Dipper.

Anyone interested in the weather might ask how clouds are made. I am not going to say for sure until I find out the answer.

When sunlight hits the air around earth it gets the bends and turns all sorts of colors.

The sun is really a star. How it fools us is by shining in the day and being of the unpointed kind.

Sometimes we bawl the sun out for being so hot. But without the sun to help it, a tree could never make shade.

Meteors are stars that are so hot they have to leave in a hurry.

The Milky Way was discovered by Louis Pasteur.

You can always find directions from the North Star unless it's cloudy, in which case Tough Luck.

Air is called Atmosphere when we want it to sound more important.

Solar Energy is energy you use when you fly by yourself.

A Light Year is when there's not too much homework.

Cyclones are caused by hot and cold running air.

Night and Day and Seasons are just a few of the advantages of belonging to this Solar System.

Stratus fear is something astronauts get, but they take a pill for it.

The sky is like a wall to wall ceiling. Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.

Sleet is rain or snow that cannot make up its mind which.

Meteorologists do not really get paid for studying meteors. What they do get paid for I don't know.

Tornados are usually accompanied by high winds.

The speed limit for gales is 75 miles. After and above that they get called hurricanes and other names.The most ice-free season is salt.

When your thermometer says "100 degrees," cross your fingers and hope it is speaking in fairenheit.

The more a humidity goes over 100% the harder it rains. When wind stops blowing it is just air. When wind starts blowing again it is March.

Fog is a low, lying cloud. When it is around, you might as well not mind looking at it.

[Art Linkletter and Richard Lederer]

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