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 [ << ] Funny Exam Answers (Weather) [ >>
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

"Clouds are highflying fogs.

It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"

What's worse than raining cats and dogs??? HAILING TAXIS!!!

It was raining cats and dogs one day last week, and I got my shoes all wet when I stepped in a poodle!!!

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get!

Into each life some rain must fall, especially if you left the car windows open.

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