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-=[ Joke Number 2232 ]=-

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One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife (who is suspecting he's cheating on her) questions his whereabouts...

Wife: "Where were you??"

Man: "I was at this new bar called the Golden Bar. Everything is golden"

Wife: "Sure you were. There's no such place!"

Man: "There is! They have huge golden doors, a golden floors, and even golden urinals!"

Wife: "Oh, I BELEIVE you 100%"

So, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar. She's surprised when she finds a Golden Bar located across town. She decides to call up and check this out for herself...

Wife: "Is this the Golden Bar?"

Bartender: "Yes it is.."

Wife: "Do you have huge golden doors?"

Bartender: "Yes we do..."

Wife: "Do you have golden floors??"

Bartender: "We have them, too..."

Wife: "What about golden urinals?"

Bartender (speaking away from phone): "Hey Max, I think we have a lead on the guy that fouled your alto-sax.

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