funworldfun4you  Jokes Mailing List Archive  
 
:: Menu ::
- A. Search - Latest Jokes - Categories - Jokes Index -- Index 45 - Random Joke - Rated Jokes - Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)

Feedback
Mail link to a friend

 

-=[ Joke Number 2216 ]=-

 [ << ] On an Island [ >>
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. And for year and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a geenie. The geenie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one".

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life -- I just want to go home" and POOF she is gone.

The red head makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too" and poof she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The geenie says to her "my dear what is the matter?".

"I wish my friends were here."

Rate this Joke:
View Results

Browse Category: [prev] [Stupidity] [next]
[<<] -=[posting period: Dec02 - Feb03]=- [>>]
FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer