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-=[ Joke Number 2205 ]=-

 [ << ] Ascii-Art: Merry X-mas [ >>
 Seasons Greetings!
 Have a safe and fun holiday and a great New Year!
 
 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
 
 
                        Twelve Drummers Drumming
 
                     .-}        .-}        .-}
                     |_|        |_|        |_|
                     (_)        (_)  __    (_) .---.
                     | \ .--.   | \.'  '.  | \/     \
                     |\_|--o )  |\_|--o  ; |\_|--o   |
                     |:| '--'   |:|'.__.'  |:|\     /
                     |:|        |:|        |:| `---`
                     |:|_       |:|_       |:|_
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
           .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.
           |M|   |E|   |R|   |R|   |Y|   |X|   |M|   |A|   |S|
           (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)
          /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\
          [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX]
           |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
           |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
          _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
 
                          Eleven Pipers Piping
     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _
   ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)
    (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")
    /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\
   (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\)
    |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
    |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
   _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
 
                          Ten Lords A-Leaping
 
                               w              w
                w              0__           \0__
               \0__     w     /|_     w      /_
               /_     __0/  '\/ /    \0_  '\/ /    w
            '\/ /      /_       `    /_       `  __0/
                `   `\/  \,         _\ \,         /_
                 w                 `           `\/  \,
                \0__      w                 w
                /_        0__       w      \0__
               _\ \,     /|_      __0/      |_
              `        `\/  \,     /_      _\ \,
                                `\/ /,    `
 
 
 
                          Nine Ladies Dancing
 
                                                        |~
                      ()                       ()      0` |~
              ()    _/)(\_           ()      _/)(\_      0`
            _/)(\_   /^^\    ()    _/)(\_     /""\
             /~~\   /____\ _/)(\_   /``\     /____\
            /____\          /""\   /____\   ()
                    ()     /____\         _/)(\_      ()
          |~      _/)(\_           ()      /^^\     _/)(\_
         0` |~     /``\          _/)(\_   /____\     /~~\
           0`     /____\          /~~\              /____\
                                 /____\
 
 
 
                         Eight Maids A-Milking
 
 
           __.----.       __.----.        __.----.        __.----.___
 (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'        ;--`
  `(uu)'      _  `(dd)'       _  `(gg)'       _  `(vv)'       _   |
   )  (      (|)  )  (       (|)  )  (       (|)  )  (       (|)  |
  (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)      8~8 ,/
   `--'\_    (__).`--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    _(__)|
        `|||~~/\||     `|||~~/\||      `|||~~/\||      `||~|| /\||
  ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^
           __.----.       __.----.        __.----.       __.----.___
 (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'        ;--`
  `(99)'       _  `(66)'      _  `(aa)'      _  `(ee)'        _  |
   )  (       (|)  )  (      (|)  )  (      (|)  )  (        (|) |
  (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)       8~8,/
   `--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    (__).`--'\_    (__).`--'\_    _(__)|
        `|||~~/\||      `|||~~/\||     `|||~~/\||     `||~|| /\||
  ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^
 
 
                         Seven swans A-Swimming
 
        ___     ___     ___     ___     ___     ___     ___
       /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \    _,
       |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   / |
         //  _/ |//  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  |
        / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   _)
       /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   _/)
       \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-   /
   ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
 
 
                           Six Geese A-Laying
 
     __         __         __         __         __         __
   >(' )      >(' )      >(' )      >(' )      >(' )      >(' )
     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,
    /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\
   /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) /        )
   \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/
    `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __
       ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)
 
 
                           Five Golden Rings
 
                     .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.
                    ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_))
                     '-'   '-'   '-'   '-'   '-'
 
 
                           Four Calling Birds
 
                  ___       ___       ___       ___
                 ('v')     ('v')     ('v')     ('v')
                ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   ))
              -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"--
 
 
                           Three French Hens
 
                       (\  }\   (\  }\   (\  }\
                      (  \_('> (  \_('> (  \_('>
                      (__(=_)  (__(=_)  (__(=_)
                         -"=      -"=      -"=
 
 
                            Two Turtle Doves
 
                               _      _
                              <')_,/ <') ,/
                              (_==/  (_==/
                               ='-    ='-
 
 
                     And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
 
                                _
                               ('>
                               /))@@@@@
                              /@"@@@@@()@
                             @@()@@()@@@@
                             @@@O@@@@()@@@
                             @()@@\@@@()@@
                              @()@||@@@@@
                                @@||@@@
                                  ||
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
                            Happy Holidays! 

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