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-=[ Joke Number 2195 ]=-

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Q. What did one tornado say to the other?
A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer ..."

Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'?
A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.

Q: What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A: You turn me on.

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.

Q: Why don't mother Kangaroos like rainy days?
A: Their kids have to play inside.

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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