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-=[ Joke Number 2188 ]=-

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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

'Hello?'
'Honey, It's me.'
'Sugar!'
'Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?'
'What's the price?'
'Only $1,500.00'
'Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much...'
'Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...'
'What price did he quote you?'
'Only $60,000...'
'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
'Great!, before we hang up, something else...'
'What?'
'It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...'
'How much are they asking?'
'Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...'
'Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?'
'OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!'
'Bye... I do too...'

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: 'Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

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