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-=[ Joke Number 2156 ]=-

 [ << ] The Weather Report? [ >>
It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings.

The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" promptly slamming the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

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