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-=[ Joke Number 2152 ]=-

 [ << ] Thanksgiving Riddles [ >>
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What is the best thing to put into stuffing?
A: Your teeth!

Q: What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The tur-key!

Q: Did the little Pilgrims eat their turkey with their fingers?
A: No, they never ate their fingers!

Q: Why were the Pilgrims afraid of the turkey?
A: Because he was always a'gobblin!

Q: Why didn't the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A: It's a crummy job!

Q: Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?
A: He was already stuffed!

Q: What part of the turkey can play in a band?
A: The drum-stick!

Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Breakfast or lunch!

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