:: Menu ::
- A. Search
- Latest Jokes
- Jokes Index
-- Index 44 - Random Joke
- Rated Jokes
- Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)
Mail link to a friend
-=[ Joke Number 2152 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Thanksgiving Riddles || [ >> ] |
| Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?|
A: The outside!
Q: What is the best thing to put into stuffing?
A: Your teeth!
Q: What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The tur-key!
Q: Did the little Pilgrims eat their turkey with their fingers?
A: No, they never ate their fingers!
Q: Why were the Pilgrims afraid of the turkey?
A: Because he was always a'gobblin!
Q: Why didn't the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
A: It's a crummy job!
Q: Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?
A: He was already stuffed!
Q: What part of the turkey can play in a band?
A: The drum-stick!
Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Breakfast or lunch!
Browse Category: [prev] [Conundrums, Riddles] [next]
Browse Category: [prev] [Holidays] [next]
|[<<] -=[posting period: Nov02 - Dec02]=- [>>]|
|FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2018 ], Imprint, Disclaimer|| |