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-=[ Joke Number 2151 ]=-
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| The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.|
The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.
pkm's existence theorem: for every finite set of answers there exists an infinite set of novel models
If all the economists were laid end to end:
1. it would be a good thing
2. they would be more comfortable
3. they would never reach conclusion
4. all of the above
5. none of the above
Two economists are walking down the street. One sees a dollar lying on the sidewalk, and says so.
"Obviously not," says the other. "If there were, someone would have picked it up!"
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