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-=[ Joke Number 2147 ]=-

 [ << ] Seattle Weather Jokes [ >>
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.

Q: It only rains twice a year in Seattle?
A: August through April and May through July.

Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.

Q: What's the definition of a Seattle optimist?
A: A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.

Q: What did the Seattle native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: Nice tan.

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