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-=[ Joke Number 2132 ]=-

 [ << ] Blonde Q&A [ >>
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.

Q: Why are only 2% of all blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt-n-peckers.

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell off of a building, who would hit the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: What do you call twenty blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

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