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 [ << ] Economists: Digest 2 [ >>
Q:Why did God create economists?
A:In order to make weather forecasters look good.

A totalitarian head of state asked for an economist with one arm to advise the government. Why? Because he was tired of economists who say: "Well on one hand ... But on the other hand ..."

"This man is a first year economics student, so we can't show you his friends." - Tim Ferguson, DAAS Farewell Tour, 1994

An Economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

Q: What is a recent economics graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries sir?

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

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