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| Q:Why did God create economists?|
A:In order to make weather forecasters look good.
A totalitarian head of state asked for an economist with one arm to advise the government. Why? Because he was tired of economists who say: "Well on one hand ... But on the other hand ..."
"This man is a first year economics student, so we can't show you his friends." - Tim Ferguson, DAAS Farewell Tour, 1994
An Economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
Q: What is a recent economics graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries sir?
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
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