:: Menu ::
- A. Search
- Latest Jokes
- Jokes Index
-- Index 42 - Random Joke
- Rated Jokes
- Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)
Mail link to a friend
-=[ Joke Number 2054 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Roll-em || [ >> ] |
| A man walks into a pharmacy and says to the druggist, "Say, my wife asked me to get her some tampons. Can you direct me to them?" The pharmacist replied, "Right down aisle six." |
A few minutes later, the man returns with a bag of cotton balls and a ball of string. The pharmacist asked, "Didn't you come in here for a box of tampons for your wife?"
The man explained, "Yes I did, but let me explain. A few days ago, I asked my wife to come here to get me a pack of cigarettes. About two hours later, she came back home with a can of loose leaf tobacco and some cigarette papers and said, "roll your own."
Browse Category: [prev] [Men vs Women] [next]
|[<<] -=[posting period: Sep02 - Nov02]=- [>>]|
|FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2014 ], Imprint, Disclaimer|| |