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-=[ Joke Number 2052 ]=- | ||||||||
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| After an overnight flight to meet her husband at his latest military assignment, a mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with nine children -- all under age 11. Collecting their many suitcases, the ten travelers entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched the entourage in disbelief, "Ma'am," he said, "do all these children and this luggage belong to you?" "Yes, sir", she said with a sigh, "they're all mine." The customs agent began his interrogation: "Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?" "Sir", she calmly answered, "if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now."
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