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-=[ Joke Number 2050 ]=-

 [ << ] Two By Fours [ >>
Some guys in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

"You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" asked the clerk. The fellow replied, "Um, I'll have to check with the rest of the boys." He went out to his truck and within a few minutes returned to the clerk stating, "Yep, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright," replied the clerk. "How long do you need them?"

He stood there scratching his head while pondering this question and replied, "Well, um, a long time. We're gonna build a house."

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