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-=[ Joke Number 2047 ]=-

 [ << ] Software product terms [ >>
Software engineer glossary of Product Terminology OR... The world of computer terms as seen by the marketing department. (see also Joke 452)

ALL NEW - Software is not compatible with previous versions.

ADVANCED DESIGN - Upper management doesn't understand it.

BREAKTHROUGH - It finally booted on the first try.

NEW - Different colors from previous version.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY - Developed on a shoe string budget.

EXCLUSIVE - We're the only ones who have the documentation.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - All parameters are hard-coded.

FUTURISTIC - It will only run on the next generation supercomputer.

HIGH ACCURACY - All the directories compare.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS - It compiles without errors.

PERFORMANCE PROVEN - Works through beta test.

REVOLUTIONARY - Disk drives go round and round.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - We'll send you another copy if it fails.

STOCK ITEM - We shipped it once before and we can do it again.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE - Nothing ever ran this slow before.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - Finally got one to work.

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