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-=[ Joke Number 2047 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Software product terms || [ >> ] |
| Software engineer glossary of Product Terminology OR... The world of computer terms as seen by the marketing department. (see also Joke 452) |
ALL NEW - Software is not compatible with previous versions.
ADVANCED DESIGN - Upper management doesn't understand it.
BREAKTHROUGH - It finally booted on the first try.
NEW - Different colors from previous version.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY - Developed on a shoe string budget.
EXCLUSIVE - We're the only ones who have the documentation.
FIELD TESTED - Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION - All parameters are hard-coded.
FUTURISTIC - It will only run on the next generation supercomputer.
HIGH ACCURACY - All the directories compare.
IT'S HERE AT LAST - Released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.
MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS - It compiles without errors.
PERFORMANCE PROVEN - Works through beta test.
REVOLUTIONARY - Disk drives go round and round.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - We'll send you another copy if it fails.
STOCK ITEM - We shipped it once before and we can do it again.
UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE - Nothing ever ran this slow before.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - Finally got one to work.
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