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-=[ Joke Number 204 ]=-
| [ << ]|| State Mottos || [ >> ] |
| Kansas: Toto isn't here anymore. |
Wisconsin: Wear cheese or die.
Oklahoma: Rather Sooner than Later.
Hawaii: Try our lei-away program.
Mississippi: Elvis was born here, but heck, even *he* left.
California: Hey, with this many of us, we can make it legal!
New Jersey: Waste not ... send it here instead.
Nevada: Two to one you'll come again!
Washington: If we'd meant DC, we'd have said DC, stupid.
Massachusetts: Taxus Por Un Fortunat Bums.
Tennessee: To stay here, you'd HAVE to be a Volunteer!
Alabama: At least you're not in Mississippi.
Idaho: And don't even joke about the &%$#)%^ potatoes!
West Virginia: Well, it sounded better than Eastern Ohio...
Florida: Give me your sick, your old, your rich retirees...
South Carolina: Settled by prisoners, what do you expect.
North Carolina: Furniture out the wazoo.
Maryland: The best place to get crabs.
Nebraska: Not much to look at, but we sure have a lot of it.
Alaska: Colder than a polar bear's patoot.
South Dakota: To rent this space call 1-800-SEE-COWS.
Michigan: Where cars used to come from.
Arkansas: Send us your contributions, we'll send you our Bill...
Wyoming: More elk than people, but not much traffic.
Delaware: Parking for Dupont employees only.
Vermont: We boil sap.
New Hampshire: We boil sap too.
Ohio: The pillow state -- round on both ends, high in the middle and full of fluff.
Missouri: We love company...
North Dakota: We wish we even had sap.
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