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| [ << ]|| About to die... || [ >> ] |
| Last week I went to my doctor because I wasn't feeling well. After a complete physical the doctor comes into the room and says, "I've got some bad news, you are going to die." |
"I'm going to die, what do you mean I'm going to die?" I asked.
"You are going to die, there's nothing we can do about it." He replied.
"Well how long do I have?" I asked.
"About six weeks." He said.
"Six weeks!! Isn't there anything that can be done? Is there anything I can do?"
"Well," the doctor said, "you could go the spa on the other side of town everyday and take a mud bath."
"Will this prolong my life?"
The doctor said, "No but it will get you accustomed to dirt."
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