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-=[ Joke Number 2015 ]=-

 [ << ] About to die... [ >>
Last week I went to my doctor because I wasn't feeling well. After a complete physical the doctor comes into the room and says, "I've got some bad news, you are going to die."

"I'm going to die, what do you mean I'm going to die?" I asked.

"You are going to die, there's nothing we can do about it." He replied.

"Well how long do I have?" I asked.

"About six weeks." He said.

"Six weeks!! Isn't there anything that can be done? Is there anything I can do?"

"Well," the doctor said, "you could go the spa on the other side of town everyday and take a mud bath."

"Will this prolong my life?"

The doctor said, "No but it will get you accustomed to dirt."

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