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-=[ Joke Number 2009 ]=-

 [ << ] Basic Latin [ >>
The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - means "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:

Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping

Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Very Quickly

Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I Played Tennis

Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left

Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran As Far Away As Possible

Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I Went Home And Rented The Video

Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up

Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank

Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much

Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home

Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted The New Frontier

Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I Created A Vacuum

Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, The Truth Is Out There

Veni, Vidi, Va Va Voom -- I Came, I Saw, I Wore A Feather Boa

Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared

Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw; I Stuck Around

Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove

Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred

Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I Made A Horrible Screeching Noise

Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I Went To A Spielberg Film

Veni, Vidi, Owie! -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself

Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I Ran Over A Deer

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