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| Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? |
A. Two--one to change the bulb and the other to hold my penis, I mean my mother, I mean the *ladder*.
If Paradise Lost had been written by a system administrator, it would have had the sequel _Paradise Restored from Backup_.
Q: Why do you always take two Utah Mormons with you when you go fishing?
A: If you only take one, he'll drink all of your beer.
They've found most of those missing FBI laptops.
Seems RIAA & MPAA had confiscated them for containing MP3's and pirated DVD's.....
The three stages of computer ownership:
"The computer has 256MB of RAM."
"My computer has 256MB of RAM."
"I have 256MB of RAM."
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