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-=[ Joke Number 2003 ]=-

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Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two--one to change the bulb and the other to hold my penis, I mean my mother, I mean the *ladder*.

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If Paradise Lost had been written by a system administrator, it would have had the sequel _Paradise Restored from Backup_.

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Q: Why do you always take two Utah Mormons with you when you go fishing?

A: If you only take one, he'll drink all of your beer.

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They've found most of those missing FBI laptops.

Seems RIAA & MPAA had confiscated them for containing MP3's and pirated DVD's.....

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The three stages of computer ownership:

"The computer has 256MB of RAM."

"My computer has 256MB of RAM."

"I have 256MB of RAM."

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