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-=[ Joke Number 1999 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Bush and Powell plan WW III || [ >> ] |
| President Bush and Secretary of State Powell are sitting in a bar.|
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning Word War III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, this time we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big boobs."
The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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