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-=[ Joke Number 1957 ]=-

 [ << ] What men really know [ >>
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.

Men know that if she looks like your mother... run.

Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: yours, hers, and the truth.

Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.

Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi...

Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

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