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-=[ Joke Number 1939 ]=-

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Floor tiles: Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.

Placemats: They only show up when there's food on the table.

Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Lava lamps: Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Bike helmets: Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Government bonds: They take so long to mature.

Parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Copiers: You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Bank accounts: Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

High heels: They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Curling irons: They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.

Mini skirts: If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

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