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-=[ Joke Number 1917 ]=-
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| Little Johnny goes to school. His first class is English, and the teacher wants the kids to say what they ate for breakfast and spell it.|
The first girl says "toast" -- t o a s t.
The second boy says "eggs" -- e g g s.
Little Johnny says "fuckin nothing" -- f u c k i n g n o t h i n g.
The teacher stands him in the corner till lunch.
After lunch Little Johnny is allowed to take his seat. The first class after lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border lies.
Little Johnny shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home on top of my mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"
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