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-=[ Joke Number 1838 ]=-
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| A priest, minister and rabbi were playing their usual Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly collections. |
Specifically, they started to compare how they decided what portion of the collection to keep for themselves and what portion to give to the Lord.
The priest explains, "I draw a circle around myself and toss the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep for myself. What ever lands outside the circle, I give to God."
The minister says, "Yes, I use a similar method, except that whatever lands inside the circle I give to God, and whatever lands outside the circle I keep for my personal needs."
The rabbi then proclaims, "Brothers we are in agreement! I use the same method, as well. Except, that when I toss the money in the air, and I figure that whatever God wants He can keep..."
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