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-=[ Joke Number 1833 ]=-

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One evening Johnny sat down at the kitchen table doing his homework while his mother watched television. Upon hearing the evening news, his mother let out a shriek.

"Johnny! Johnny! China has just launched a nuclear missle toward the United States."

Johnny looked up from his book with a confused expression on his face.
"Do you understand what this means?" his mother implored.
All excited, Johnny quickly replied, "No school tomorrow."

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