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-=[ Joke Number 1826 ]=-
| [ << ]|| First Day At University || [ >> ] |
| It was the first day of classes at Stern College for Women of Yeshiva University, and I was waiting in my classroom for students in my public speaking course. Because of congestion in the elevators and room changes, several were still missing and I thought I would talk with those present while we were waiting. |
"What have you learned so far today?" I asked.
Some students raised their hands and told what they had learned.
A late arriving student took a seat and I asked her the same question. "I haven't learned anything today; this is my first class," she said.
"What time did you get up this morning?" I asked.
"Very early," she replied. I told her that learning takes place beyond the four walls that surrounded us and asked what she had learned since she awakened.
She sat silently for a moment and then jumped up. "I've just learned I'm in the wrong classroom," she said as she made her exit.
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